"Excerpts From the "Gilmore Girls" Revival Script Which Seem to Indicate That Aliens Play a Large Role in the Show", by Tim Hayes

Forward by Jamie Hayes :-)  :

Once upon a Time, when I was feeling a bit down in the dumps and cranky, my husband sat on his break at work trying to think of ways to cheer me up (as he does).  As many of you probably know, "Gilmore Girls" is my favorite TV show and that's putting it mildly. Tim has always been a pretty amazing writer....

I guess I actually need to back up a bit...

To a time when I was exactly the age (ok one year older) of Rory Gilmore when this kooky show that made me forget all of my problems started running on the WB (I think it was).

ANYWAYS  

Man I had missed that show (haven't seen it in six months or so due to over-binge-watching in the past). That is, I missed Gilmore Girls until the day after Thanksgiving this year, when Netflix released FOUR NEW GILMORE GIRLS MOVIES!!!  and yes I loved them!!!!  I set an alarm for 3am so I could watch them in peace and quiet.  Don't judge. (and if you're not judging me it's probably because you did the same thing yourself, amiright?)

OK TIME TO GET BACK TO WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

Which is, to cheer me up, Tim, the writer, wrote me a thingey.  A thingey about Gilmore Girls.  And it was the funniest thingey I had ever read and I said to him,  "Tim, this is McSweeney's level good".  Well Tim apparently took my comment seriously because he submitted the thingey to McSweeney's and...

 

"Excerpts From the "Gilmore Girls" Revival Script Which Seem to Indicate That Aliens Play a Large Role in the Show", by Tim Hayes